Posted by
Dustin on Tuesday, November 23, 2010 12:21:12 PM
In 15th century England, Lord Chancellor John Morton collected taxes for King Henry VII. Chancellor Morton's approach was simple. If you were obviously wealthy, you had some extra scratch for the Crown. If you had no outward signs of wealth, it was assumed you had squirreled away your wealth, and could afford to part with some coin of the realm.
This dilemma is known to logicians and game theorists as
Morton's Fork. When you hear someone say, "Between a rock and a hard place," and "Between the devil and the deep blue sea," they are describing this type of situation. When it comes airline passengers, it becomes, "Damned if i do, damned if I don't."
Here's why you're damned if you do.
It's no secret that the TSA screeners would prefer that the flying public choose the backscatter scanners. It saves time, keeps things moving, and is somewhat similar to procedures already in place. What the TSA is learning, however, is that the scanners pose an affront our sense of modesty and privacy,
literally stripping us naked.
If that's not bad enough, there is still a debate about the safety of the specific type of ionizing radiation used in the machines. Stories of
melting DNA, an increased risk of cancer, and
reduced sperm viability are steering people to the "opt out" line.
Here's why you're damned if you don't.
By opting out of the backscatter machines, Morton's Fork pokes you again. The negative stories keep coming and coming.
Prosthetic breast is removed.
Elderly woman groped. Man
soaked with urine. Children touched in their
no-no place. It is no wonder that more and more of the traveling public are collectively telling the TSA, "
Don't touch my junk."
Worse still, its come to light that neither the backscatter machines or the enhanced patdowns are capable of detecting certain chemical weapons. They cannot even tell if someone has a device
hidden in a body cavity. It's not pleasant to think about, but women can conceal up to 24 inches of explosive inside their nether regions...men can conceal up to 12 inches.
Ask yourself this question. Would it surprise you if the TSA missed a bomb component hidden inside a body cavity? If the answer is no, the natural conclusion is that these enhanced procedures do little to enhance airline security.
Surely the TSA knows this, so why do they continue this disastrous policy? The fact that
millions were spent by scanner lobbyists clouds the issue further, as does the
CEO of a scanner company joining President Obama on his recent trip to India.
For the airlines, this extra security inevitably leads to loss of revenue. More people will drive, and the enhanced procedures will mean more delayed and canceled flights. Seems like a horrendous policy for an industry that has a storied history of bankruptcies and reorganization.
Airline passengers are beginning to revolt, and small changes are likely, but the bad press will continue unless a major revamp is in the works. This "Morton's Fork" is an affront to the privacy and modesty of airline passengers,
if not their constitutional rights.